January 2012
sachimo:
how i go down on my girlfriend
OH MYMGOD
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I don’t expect gay people to prove to me, a straight person, that there’s...
– WORD (via notevenbovvered)
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December 2011
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I am so glad I got my hair cut
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finnlawrence:
So today the library was selling off old books for like 50 cents apiece. And I picked up this one “Split screen” (Meaning there’s one book and then you flip the book over and there’s another on the other side) called “Attack of the Soul-sucking brain zombies” and “Bride of the Soul-sucking brain zombies.” Sounds stupid, I know. So I opened “Bride” for a good laugh.
“Min and her...
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THAT AWKWARD LESBIAN MOMENT
that-awkward-lesbian-moment:
when you’ve never fallen in love with a straight friend because their straightness is unattractive or they’re just not good people to fall for.
(submitted by Anon)
Oh I’m sorry I’ll go back in time and try really really hard to choose not to fall for someone
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thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
Going up to the ski hill tonight to go tubing. I’d really prefer to wallow in self-pity, but it’s probably good that I leave the house and engage with other humans irl.
NEVERMIND I’LL FIIIIIIIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOU
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today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
houseofjathan:
annietheawkwarddork:
burnintotheground:
beeeleenn:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
Fucking awkward dancing ^^^^^^
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Ahhh and its her fucking birthday today I should have told her mom to wish her a happy birthday for me
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The phone rang and I ran upstairs because I thought it might be her, and lo and behold it was her number on the call display
Except it wasn’t her
It was her mom looking for my mom
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autumn-and-eve:
Queer people eat at least four children every year. For queer feminists, the number is estimated to be double that.
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matrimonycauthon:
anotherfeminist:
South Carolina man threw a 12-pound bowling ball at victim’s head when she refused to let him buy drinks for her.
stfuhypocrisy:
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feistyfeminist:
Rape culture is when men feel so entitled to have access to women that they throw bowling balls at us when they are denied.
The fuck? Oh wow.
But zOmg guize, feminism is totes...
FUCK YOU FACEBOOK I KNOW IT’S HER FUCKING BIRTHDAY YOU TWAT THANKS FOR MAKING SURE HER GODDAMN NAME IS GOING TO BE ON THE SIDE OF MY NEWSFEED ALL FUCKING DAY THAT’S REALLY GREAT THANKS
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People are scared of female sexuality. People don’t realize women masturbate. I...
– feministhistorian.
*not all women can become pregnant and not all people who can become pregnant are women.
someone wanted this to be rebloggable.
(via feministhistorian)
This person is talking out of several decades ago Ten minutes on the TV will tell you that people not only like the idea of...
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I finished Catching Fire help I can’t stop what the fuck is happening these fucking books omg mind blown
Tomorrow’s Sam’s birthday
And then it’s New Years
And then I’m going back to Victoria
I couldn’t wait I had to start Catching Fire tonight and OMFG THE QUARTER QUELL WHAT EVEN
weepformanetheren:
It’s like my feelings are itchy. I think it’s an emotion like joy or spicy food. In the past, I’ve counteracted this feeling with other emotions like sugar or drunk.
~Veronica, Better Off Ted
That moment when you realize just how unfair the world is because Better Off Ted only got two seasons
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omg you guys I just finished The Hunger Games somebody hold me
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
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Reblog if you're a cuddler.
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friend: let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
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matrimonycauthon:
is you-know-who stressing you out?
Why are you worrying about You-Know-Who, you SHOULD be worrying about U-No-Poo, the constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation!
Whine about not having a girlfriend
Sit alone at home all day on the internet
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I get why Glee had Sue Sylvester say that her lawyer was Gloria Allred but I would have died in a fandom collision if she had instead said her lawyer was Joyce Wischnia.